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Two IRS agents were having drinks at a bar after a long day of audits.
The first agent said, “The problem with taxpayers is they think the money is theirs.”
The second agent said, “They are correct, they are just reading it wrong.”
The first agent replied, “What do you mean?”
The second agent answered, “The money isn’t THEIRS. It belongs to THE IRS.”